Beautiful Diamond Bracelet
July 22, 2007 — humorpostA lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn’t pop up right now. Read the rest of this entry »
Joke – New vacuum cleaner salesman
July 5, 2007 — humorpostA new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of
the street.
A tall lady answered the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the
living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow
droppings onto the carpet.
“Madam, if i could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful
vacuum cleaner, I will eat all this s…!” exclaimed the eager
salesman.
Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that” asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, “Why, Madam?”
“We just moved in, & there’s no electricity in the house!”
Funny picture – New seat-belt
July 2, 2007 — humorpost
Proposed new seat-belt to decrease the chances of accidents by 50 % !!
