Is it a kinda alternatives?

Life is costly  indeed!

Looks Delicious!

Probably it’s kinda hot free stuff for the people out there ..Only two left!..or ..

Just an answer to the wondering little brain

Get laid!

Banta sits down at the bar, orders a drink and holds his head in his hands.

When the bartender comes back, Banta is swearing softly under his breath and shaking his head.

“Hey Banta, what’s happening?” asks the bartender.

“I’m in DEEP SHIT,” Banta replies. “I just got caught screwing my neighbour.”

“Oh wow!” says the barman, “Who caught you? Your wife or her husband?”

“No,” said Banta, “HIS wife!”

Three women were returning to their Hungarian village when they spotted a man, obviously very inebriated, walking ahead of them.

As they watched him stumbling, he fell face down into a mud puddle. When they walked up to him, one woman turned him over to see if she recognized him.

However, his face was so covered with mud that she bent over and unzipped his pants.

She remarked, “Well, he’s not my husband.”

The second woman peering over her shoulder agreed, “Your right, he’s not your husband.”

The third woman, somewhat older than the other two, bent over to look and said, “He’s not from our village.”

A very creative and amusing animations made by Cyriak.He is a youtube member; you can catch him there!

 Ha! What does momma say, no no no.LOL