Joke – If You Love Somethin

If You Love Something

If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, It will always be yours.
If it doesn’t come back, it was never yours to
begin with.

But, if it just sits in your living room,
messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses
your telephone, takes your money, and doesn’t
appear to realize that you had set it free…..

You either married it or gave birth to it.

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Animation – The secret hiding place of Bin Laden

funnyanimation - Bin Ladden hidden

One of the best funny animation from my humor site Humour Digest

one stone

Onestone

There once was an Indian whose given name was “Onestone”, so named
because he had only one testicle.

He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone!

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,
“If anyone calls me onestone again I will kill them!”

The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, “Good
morning, Onestone…”

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he
made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next
day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a
woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for
many years. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird’s cousin, was overjoyed when
she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, “Good to see you, Onestone.”

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love
to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the
next day, made love to her all the next night but, Yellow Bird wouldn’t
die!

What is the moral of this story?

OH, ‘Come on’…take a guess!

Think about it ..

(You’re going to love this!)

And the moral is

”…You can’t kill two birds with one stone. 🙂

A mug of beer

An insect falls into a mug of beer…

African : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer

Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away

Japanese : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.

Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for Military aid, takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.

Indian: Accuses Pakistan for helping the insect to infiltrate into the glass, blames it as long term ISI operation, terms the insect as a Pakistan SSG commando in undercover operation and vows to defend every inch of the glass and every drop of the beer and demand that US should declare Pakistan a terrorist state